more haikus

here are some more of the haikus i've been writing instead of doing homework!

TEA PARTY

income tax must go

since i need more worthless crap

(i'm making a point)

GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT

girl i respect you

i just feel like we need some space

also i am gay

HAVE YOU HEARD THIS ONE

what's the difference

between a priest and a nun?

penis / vagina

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

i'd like to kiss you.

put your tongue out in the air

and i will bite it

PHILOSOPHIZIN'

smokin' on the weed

pimpin' some hoes and readin'

some husserl, bitch

PRIORITIES

make sure you floss, son

eventually you will die

but make time for floss

DUDE

dude what is the deal

with people whose teeth are white

don't they eat pop-tarts?

CONSTRICTED BY FORM

ramalama ding...

man! not enough space for the

whole thi-i-i-ing

BE HAPPY

rejoice! Jesus saves!

also there's a sale at kohl's

so, double rejoice

PREACHY

sure i'll have a coke!

also diabetes, please

(you've learned a lesson)

OBSERVANT

dude hands are so weird

also, as you may have guessed

i am stoned right now

TIME SAVER

let me check my skedj

(i abbreviate my words

to be more effish)

my favorite one is "be happy"