haikus

hey guys, i know i haven't posted anything in a while, so i will make up for that by posting a few haiku poems i wrote in class today:

STRESS POEM

i am so stressed out

there is no time for haikus

ok maybe one

OVERQUOTING

dude, where is my car?

i'm not quoting that movie;

i really must know

AGREEABLE CONVERSATION POEM

generally, yes

i'd say you're right on target

vis-a-vis boners

I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE

i have PhDs

in theology and ethics

so let me do you

META HUMOR

airline food- what gives?

it's unsatisfactory.

being laughing now.

DEEP

i'm sick of our fights

can't we go back to good times

when we were robots

thanks for tuning in again!