more haikus!

hey guys, i'm doing an incomplete for a class i took last semester, so i was looking through my notes for the class, and guess what i came acrost? HAIKUS

GROW UP

i look at my watch

then i giggle for a while

it reads "4:20"

FOR JRR

frodo and samwise

they are two peas in a pod

a really gay pod

SEXUAL ETHICS

i am clamping down:

no shower masturbating!

seriously, guys

MUSIC SNOBBERY

MAN dave matthews sucks

though to be fair, i'm biased

...against dumbasses

HERE'S HOPING

if life is a joke

i really hope the punchline

comes before you die

THAT'S NOT MINE

i wrote something down...

can't... can't remember what it...

wait! porn url

WISDOM INCARNATE

i clench my butt cheeks

you might ask why i do that

...butts are for clenching

LUDDITES

computers are lame

let's go back to stone tablets

jk lol

WHITE PEOPLE

let's all get funky

watch wayne brady on "whose line"

then we'll all get tats

SPEAK PLAINLY

"esophagus?" weird!

there must be a better word

how 'bout "food/poop tube?"

LOTR THE ALLEGORY

christianity:

a religion about Christ

also the hobbits

BROADEN YOUR HORIZONS

what is the difference

between china and japan?

which one has the rice?

IMAGINE

i built my own house

made it out of pipe cleaners

i am cold and wet

THANKS JONATHAN EDWARDS

i do what i want

and i still go to heaven

protestantism

my favorite one is "luddites"