more haikus

here are some more of the haikus i've been writing instead of doing homework!

TEA PARTY

income tax must go

since i need more worthless crap

(i'm making a point)

GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT

girl i respect you

i just feel like we need some space

also i am gay

HAVE YOU HEARD THIS ONE

what's the difference

between a priest and a nun?

penis / vagina

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

i'd like to kiss you.

put your tongue out in the air

and i will bite it

PHILOSOPHIZIN'

smokin' on the weed

pimpin' some hoes and readin'

some husserl, bitch

PRIORITIES

make sure you floss, son

eventually you will die

but make time for floss

DUDE

dude what is the deal

with people whose teeth are white

don't they eat pop-tarts?

CONSTRICTED BY FORM

ramalama ding...

man! not enough space for the

whole thi-i-i-ing

BE HAPPY

rejoice! Jesus saves!

also there's a sale at kohl's

so, double rejoice

PREACHY

sure i'll have a coke!

also diabetes, please

(you've learned a lesson)

OBSERVANT

dude hands are so weird

also, as you may have guessed

i am stoned right now

TIME SAVER

let me check my skedj

(i abbreviate my words

to be more effish)

my favorite one is "be happy"

haikus

hey guys, i know i haven't posted anything in a while, so i will make up for that by posting a few haiku poems i wrote in class today:

STRESS POEM

i am so stressed out

there is no time for haikus

ok maybe one

OVERQUOTING

dude, where is my car?

i'm not quoting that movie;

i really must know

AGREEABLE CONVERSATION POEM

generally, yes

i'd say you're right on target

vis-a-vis boners

I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE

i have PhDs

in theology and ethics

so let me do you

META HUMOR

airline food- what gives?

it's unsatisfactory.

being laughing now.

DEEP

i'm sick of our fights

can't we go back to good times

when we were robots

thanks for tuning in again!