Before I leave with my good friends Mike and Ian for the Great Smoky Mountain National Park, I post these words of wisdom that will change your outlook on life.

WORDS AND PHRASES YOUNG WOMEN SAY TOO MUCH:

- "Random"

- "Awkward"

- "Hi, my name is Maddie."

- "Led Zeppelin?  Yes, I love him."

- "I'm kind of a big deal."

- "Creeper"

- "I just threw up in my mouth."

Now go and sin no more.  Have a nice Spring Break too!